ALL BOOKS BY B. A. LOUDON

We Could Write this SH!T:

Hilariously Bad sex scenes

You’ve seen it all before - sex scenes that are bad. Like, really bad. Cringeworthy, ridiculous, what-am-I-even-reading bad.

So have we, and we thought, “Hey! We could write this!”

And so we did. But our goal was to top them.

Come along with us. We’ll make you look up horse breeds, change how you see zombies, put you off hot dogs for a while, and after, you probably won’t be able to read sex scenes anymore without thinking of us. You’re welcome.

A Bit Of Pickled Pumpkin and Other Short Horror Stories

In this collection of stories, all is not what it seems...

Broken promises have unexpected consequences.

Going to space should be a day of celebration.

A sunny disposition conceals a dark family secret.

And why does a bit of pickled pumpkin have an entire neighbourhood on edge?

The Holiday Husband

Carson Davis, a disgraced journalist, is bitter about his current assignment: cover all the winter celebrations in a small town that he's never even heard of. It's a punishment, but what's left of his career is dependent on it.

Dave Sweet is a widowed single dad of an excitable seven year old girl, and owns the local bakery. Despite holding many painful memories, the small town of Everwinter Valley means everything to him.

When he offers to help Carson find his way around town, neither are ready for what else they may find together.