The Great Canadian Baking Blunder: Croissants First Attempt

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When my husband first suggested I apply for The Great Canadian Baking Show, it caught me a bit off guard. I like to bake - especially bread - but I'd never considered trying a competition. I'm not a bad baker, but I wasn't sure if I was up to the skill level the bakers on that show have.

So, I attempted croissants. After all, go big or go home, right?

I'd heard that they're tricky, which was exactly why I needed to try them.

The layers were everything. They needed to have multiple layers in order to be the light and flakey pastry that everyone knows and loves. One recipe I read suggested having over 700 layers!

At first, everything was going well. Dough was made, butter folded in. (Sidenote: beating butter into submission is absolutely as satisfying as it sounds.) Why did people say this was sooooo hard? It was time consuming perhaps, but so far so good!

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Then, the dough started tearing.

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Butter spread all over my counter as I tried to roll. Alright, maybe this was a bit harder than I originally thought.

When the butter coating became a bit much, I decided it was time to roll them.

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Okay, they were sort of sad looking, but their general shape seemed okay. They had layers. They were vaguely croissant-ish.

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After baking… they were no longer vaguely croissant-ish. They were just sad-ish.

I wouldn't be winning any points for appearance, but maybe they still tasted alright! Contestants have gotten through with worse, right?

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Bleck.

They were both over and underbaked. Tough and chewy yet also strangely crunchy. They thoroughly confused my mouth.

Then, it hit me.

I had gotten so caught up in the technical folding and layering aspect that I had completely missed the first step.

I forgot the yeast.